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[barking]

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[Jacqueline]
Great excitement at convent San Tanco.

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C. Everett prynne,
the late sportsman and world traveler

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had named our convent
sole heir to his estate.

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Well, now, sisters,
Mr. Bragen is here this evening

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to give us the details
of Mr. Prynne's legacy.

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But, uh, first of all,
I would like to say a word of appreciation

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to one of the members
of our order

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who made Mr. Prynne
feel so kindly

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toward the convent San Tanco.

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Sister Bertrille.

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Mr. Prynne was
always interested

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in what was happening
at the convent

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in what we were doing
and trying to do.

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But I had no idea
he was gonna make us his heirs.

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[Reverend Mother]
His generosity is...

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Well, it's--it's like
an answer to our prayers.

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Uh,

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we have so many
pressing needs.

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[Bertrille]
Like the electrical wiring.

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[banging on wall]

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Um, well, now,

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we must not take up
any more of Mr. Bragen's time.

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[clears throat]

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[Bragen]
Uh, Reverend Mother, sisters,

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the convent is heir
to the prynne estate.

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However, Mr. Prynne
was a sportsman

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in every sense of that word

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and unfortunately,
left a great many, uh, ahem, gambling debts.

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Now, those debts
in addition to

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federal estate tax,
death tax, probate

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and, uh, ahem, general
administrative expenses

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have greatly reduced
the estate.

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Oh.

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I see.

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In fact, the--the only thing
that's left is this.

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The contract on
the Buffalo Buzzsaw.

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What is a Buffalo Buzzsaw?

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Uh, not "what,"
Reverend Mother, but "who."

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Mike Sevre,
the Buffalo Buzzsaw.

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Hi.

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He's a prizefighter.

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[Mike]
That's right, sister.

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You'll see in those
attached clippings

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that Mike has
every qualification

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to be a--a leading contender
for the championship.

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A prizefighter?

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Uh, we cannot
own a prizefighter.

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Oh, but, Reverend Mother,
you do.

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[Jacqueline]
After the initial shock

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of inheriting a pugilist
had worn off

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it quickly became clear
there was only one solution.

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We obviously couldn't have
a prizefighter at convent San Tanco.

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It was out of the question.

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Mike Sevre must go.

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That was apparent to everyone

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except the Buffalo Buzzsaw.

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Go? Go where?

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Home.

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Oh, this is my home.

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You just can't
stay here, Mr. Sevre.

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Call me Mike.

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Uh, what's your name?

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[Bertrille]
Sister Bertrille.

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But, Mr. Sevre...
Uh, Mike,

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it's impossible for us
to own you.

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Oh, well, everything is legal.
I'm yours.

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But there's no place
for you to stay here.

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Oh, well, hey,
I'm not hard to please.

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Besides, I ain't got
no place else to go.

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Oh, there are, uh,
lots of nice hotels.

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See that?

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53 cents.

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Those are
my worldly goods.

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Perhaps if you
telegraphed a friend--

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well, there's nobody else,
except you ladies.

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Uh, sisters.

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[sighing]
I, uh...

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Tsk.

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Well, I guess
I could sleep outside.

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I mean, it don't get cold
like it does in buffalo.

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And out there in the jungle,
I--I suppose I could get by on wild fruit.

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Berries, stuff like that.

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Oh, there's
a wild banana grove about 10 miles from here.

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Uh, north.

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Thanks.

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Reverend Mother,
the gardener's cottage is empty.

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Sister Bertrille--

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we do own him,
temporarily.

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Mr. Sevre.

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Welcome to San Tanco.

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[chuckling]
Thank you.

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[Jacqueline]
So, our prizefighter moved into the gardener's cottage

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temporarily.

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As he said,
he wasn't hard to please.

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And he was charming.

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Industrious.

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Wonderful with the children.

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And a great cook.

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We were all skeptical
at first.

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He insisted on preparing
a special meal and sharing it with us.

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50 percent for us,
50 percent for him.

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But after a few days
of entertaining

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and being entertained
by the Buffalo Buzzsaw,

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Reverend Mother
called a meeting of the board of directors.

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Sister Bertrille,
h-how long is temporarily?

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He's a very hard worker,
Reverend Mother.

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All sorts of odd jobs.
No one has to ask him.

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He's a real eager badger.

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The children love him.

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He's depending on us.
We can't just turn him out.

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Oh, dear.

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I had hoped that
the inheritance would mean

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a few assets for the convent,

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not an additional liability.

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Mike is an asset.

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An unemployed pugilist?

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Suppose someone
could get him a job.

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Someone?

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Cookie?

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You--you inherited
a prizefighter?

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Ooh.

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It might be
a great idea.

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If anybody ever needed
a fulltime bodyguard, it's you.

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Maybe now I don't have to
spend all my time

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trying to get you
out of trouble.

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[sighing]

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What's his name?

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Mike Sevre,
the Buffalo Buzzsaw.

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Oh, the Buffalo Buzzsaw?

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I never heard of him.
Let me see.

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Maybe he's not even here
in this book.

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Oh, it's got to be there.

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He must be a good fighter.

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Mr. Prynne never bought
anything but the best.

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Serrano, seton, sevres.

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What's it say?

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Uh, "3 wins in 17 starts."

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And he hasn't had a bout
in almost 2 years.

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Well, I'd guess he's lucky
to end up as your bodyguard.

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We can't afford to
keep him as a bodyguard.

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He has a very
hearty appetite.

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Why don't you sell him?

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Sell him?

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If you can find
somebody dumb enough who wants to buy him.

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We can't sell him.
We couldn't sell anybody.

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Well, give him
his freedom.

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Like Abraham Lincoln.

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I don't want my freedom.

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[children chattering]
But you could get a manager who knows boxing.

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But I like it here.

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I like the kids,
and I like you

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and Sister Jacqueline,
and Sister Sixto, and Reverend Mother.

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And I promised sister Anna
I-I-I'd bake

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a Dutch chocolate cake
for her birthday.

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Are you a fighter
or aren't you?

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Sure, I'm--I'm a fighter.

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Then what are you doing
playing follow the leader

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and baking
Dutch chocolate cakes?

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A prizefighter's place
is in the ring.

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[sighing]
You're right about that, sister.

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Uh, but first, a fighter's
got to get in shape.

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You'll have to
excuse me now, sister,

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I promised the kids
I'd teach them how to play red rover.

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[inaudible]

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I am not assuming
any responsibility.

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We're prepared to give you
25% of Mike's contract.

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Sister Bertrille, in school
I got my best grades in arithmetic.

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25% of nothing
is nothing.

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33-and-a-third.

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No.

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Even 100% of nothing
is still nothing.

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You are caught
in your Buffalo Buzzsaw

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and you are not
dragging me in with you.

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And that is my last word.

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Ok. Thanks anyway.

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Bye.

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Hey! You're giving up?

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I didn't really expect you
to help us out this time, Carlos.

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But you never give up.

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Mike's our responsibility.
I'll train him and set up his fights.

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What do you know
about training a boxer?

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Nothing, but I'll learn.

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Oh, you'll learn?
Just like that, huh? Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.

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Well, boxing is a science.

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Not something you learn
overnight. I know.

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I used to be
a pretty classy amateur boxer myself.

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Well, I'll just do
the best I can.

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[sighing]
You think you can do anything, huh?

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Well, let me tell you
this is a time

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you better let somebody
with experience take over.

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Maybe you're right.
Of course, I'm right.

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Yeah. You've convinced me.

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So let's go to the convent
and meet our new fighter.

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25%.

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33-and-a-third.

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Wait till you see Mike.
You'll be really impressed.

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Well, I hope so,
after all the money I spent on this equipment.

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He's got a great physique.

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And probably the only reason
he hasn't won more fights

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is that he never had
a good manager and trainer.

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Hi, where's Mike?

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He's in the kitchen.

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In the kitchen?

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Yes, food's his thing.

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Well, I'm gonna put him
on a very strict diet.

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[crashing]

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Mike?

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[Mike]
Shh.

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I got a cheese souffle
in the oven.

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Well, I'm impressed.

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[Jacqueline]
While Señor Ramirez occupied himself

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with the more difficult job
of trying to set up a fight for Mike,

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he deputized Sister Bertrille
to launch the training program.

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[children chattering]
Ok, Mike, left, right.

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Right, left. Left, right.

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Keep that right
up there going!

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Ok, it feels a little slow
in your punches.

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Ok, Mike, take 1-2.

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[girls chanting]
He sang and he sang and he sang so sweet.

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Along came a pretty girl
and kissed him on the cheek.

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How many kisses
did she give him?

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1, 2, 3, 4.

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[children giggling]
Son of a gun.

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[Bertrille]
Circle, dodge. Dodge, circle. Round.

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That's wonderful. Uh-huh.
Up, yeah.

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Where are you going?

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I've got to check
my bouillabaisse.

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[Bertrille yelling]

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Come on, Mike,
you're dogging it.

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I'm doing my best.

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Come on, get those legs
up higher. Higher!

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It's impossible.

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Nothing is impossible.
Nothing!

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You, uh...

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You--
right.

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Which goes to show
that nothing's impossible

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if you really try.
Right?

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So I want you to really try
and get those legs up higher. Ok?

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Ok, sister.
Ok.

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[Jacqueline]
Sister Bertrille's training program paid off.

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[exclaiming]

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Well, doesn't he
look great?

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[Carlos]
Oh, yeah. He's shaping up.

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Yes, well, I think
he's gone as far as he can

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with shadowboxing
and punching bag.

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What he needs now is
a sparring partner.

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Sparring partner?

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Look, sister, I'm not
spending any more money

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to hire a sparring partner.

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You can't train a fighter
without a sparring partner,

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everyone knows that.

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Especially you
of all people,

254
00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:42,130
a man who was a pretty
classy boxer himself.

255
00:13:42,130 --> 00:13:44,080
Why you look at me
like that?

256
00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:46,110
Carlos, you don't need
to hire a sparring partner.

257
00:13:46,110 --> 00:13:48,050
You can go a few rounds
with him yourself.

258
00:13:48,050 --> 00:13:50,110
Me? Spar with Mike?

259
00:13:50,110 --> 00:13:53,000
Sometimes I think
you have a death wish for me.

260
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,230
Well, you did say
you were a classy boxer.

261
00:13:54,230 --> 00:13:56,190
I talk too much.

262
00:14:00,030 --> 00:14:02,070
Well, Mike certainly
moves well.

263
00:14:02,070 --> 00:14:06,110
He moves, but always
in the wrong direction, away.

264
00:14:06,110 --> 00:14:09,220
Yeah, it looks more like
a waltzing contest than a boxing match.

265
00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:12,010
Move in there, Mike!
Lay a little leather on him!

266
00:14:12,010 --> 00:14:15,020
Don't hold back.
I can look out for myself.

267
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,170
[Mike]
You're, uh, you're too fast for me.

268
00:14:16,170 --> 00:14:19,110
Come on, try to hit me.
Even when I open up, you don't hit me.

269
00:14:19,110 --> 00:14:21,210
Yeah.
I'm saving myself.

270
00:14:21,210 --> 00:14:23,050
For Christmas?

271
00:14:23,050 --> 00:14:24,170
Come on hit me!

272
00:14:24,170 --> 00:14:26,030
[Mike]
Do I have to? Yes.

273
00:14:26,030 --> 00:14:27,220
That's an order
from your manager.

274
00:14:27,220 --> 00:14:29,030
Hit me!

275
00:14:35,060 --> 00:14:37,030
[Bertrille]
Oh, that was wonderful!

276
00:14:37,030 --> 00:14:39,000
Carlos,
are you all right?

277
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,050
Oh, Mike, that was
so wonderful. Oh.

278
00:14:41,050 --> 00:14:43,000
Carlos, I'm so sorry.

279
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,080
Man, what a punch.
Boy, 1-2.

280
00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:47,160
Carlos, wasn't that great?

281
00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:50,150
[panting]
Just great. I didn't feel a thing.

282
00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:52,050
Just one suggestion.

283
00:14:52,050 --> 00:14:53,190
Yes, Señor Ramirez?

284
00:14:53,190 --> 00:14:55,170
When you are in the ring,

285
00:14:55,170 --> 00:14:59,020
don't wait
until the other guy begs you to hit him.

286
00:15:02,010 --> 00:15:03,010
Huh?

287
00:15:08,150 --> 00:15:10,230
You got us a fight?

288
00:15:10,230 --> 00:15:12,160
One of the guys
who was scheduled

289
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:15,060
for the semi-finals
Friday night, canceled out.

290
00:15:15,060 --> 00:15:17,040
They needed
a quick replacement,

291
00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,220
so I talked them
into trying Mike.

292
00:15:19,220 --> 00:15:21,120
The contracts
are already signed

293
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:24,080
and the weigh-in will be
tomorrow morning.

294
00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:26,020
Oh, who does he fight?
El Carnicero.

295
00:15:26,020 --> 00:15:27,050
Is he any good?

296
00:15:27,050 --> 00:15:28,220
Uh, he's good,
but not too good.

297
00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:31,050
I think Mike
can handle him.

298
00:15:31,050 --> 00:15:33,100
I also let the word leak out

299
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,110
that we have
a sensational new boy

300
00:15:35,110 --> 00:15:37,160
who's going to
surprise everybody.

301
00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:41,080
We can expect at least
a couple of top promoters from Miami.

302
00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:44,180
With a little luck,
we might be able to unload Mike's contract.

303
00:15:44,180 --> 00:15:47,080
Oh, Carlos, I don't know
how I can thank you for everything.

304
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,170
Oh, it's nothing.

305
00:15:48,170 --> 00:15:50,140
You just have Mike here
tomorrow morning at 10:30.

306
00:15:50,140 --> 00:15:52,020
I'm going to take him
to the weigh-in.

307
00:15:52,020 --> 00:15:53,120
Oh, yeah, Ok.
He'll be here.

308
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:56,050
By the way, I--I forgot,
what does El Carnicero mean?

309
00:15:56,050 --> 00:15:57,150
Oh, the butcher.

310
00:15:58,130 --> 00:15:59,170
[inaudible]

311
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:03,080
Does Michael know
who he is going to fight?

312
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:05,210
A man by the name
of El Carnicero.

313
00:16:05,210 --> 00:16:08,090
El Carnicero?
But that means...

314
00:16:08,090 --> 00:16:10,020
[Bertrille]
What's in a name, Reverend Mother?

315
00:16:10,020 --> 00:16:11,120
Carlos says
he isn't too good.

316
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,230
Have you told Michael?

317
00:16:12,230 --> 00:16:15,050
No. I haven't seen him yet.
I'll tell him at lunch.

318
00:16:15,050 --> 00:16:18,040
Carlos says there ought to be
a couple of top promoters at the fight

319
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:20,080
and we'll be able to
sell his contract to one of them.

320
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,160
That's lovely.

321
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:23,080
You know, I must admit,
Sister Bertrille,

322
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:25,090
that I was
quite skeptical at first.

323
00:16:25,090 --> 00:16:27,190
Oh, it'll turn out great
for everyone, Reverend Mother.

324
00:16:27,190 --> 00:16:29,200
Mike'll have a good manager
and a good home

325
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,130
and we should end up
with enough money

326
00:16:31,130 --> 00:16:33,050
to take care
of the electrical wiring

327
00:16:33,050 --> 00:16:34,200
and maybe replace
some of the plumbing.

328
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,040
Marvelous.

329
00:16:46,030 --> 00:16:48,120
Excuse me, Reverend Mother,
but he's gone.

330
00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,100
We look low and high.
Yes.

331
00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:52,060
Well, maybe he just
went into San Juan.

332
00:16:52,060 --> 00:16:53,120
His suitcase is gone.

333
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:54,200
Maybe he took some powders.

334
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:56,080
Took a powder.

335
00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:59,020
Uh, had you told him
about the fight, Sister Bertrille?

336
00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:01,180
[Bertrille]
Uh, no, I expected to tell him today at lunch.

337
00:17:01,180 --> 00:17:04,050
Oh, this is terrible.
He's supposed to weigh-in tomorrow.

338
00:17:04,050 --> 00:17:06,210
Señor Ramirez has gone
to so much trouble to set up everything

339
00:17:06,210 --> 00:17:08,080
and men coming in
from Miami.

340
00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:09,170
What are we gonna do?

341
00:17:09,170 --> 00:17:11,020
Well, we'll have to
find Mike.

342
00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:13,130
But we have no idea
where he might have gone.

343
00:17:13,130 --> 00:17:16,060
We have till 10:30
tomorrow morning.

344
00:17:16,060 --> 00:17:17,140
Excuse me.

345
00:17:21,230 --> 00:17:23,110
[Jacqueline]
While Sister Sixto and I

346
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:25,200
used the conventional methods
of search,

347
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:30,050
Sister Bertrille turned to
aerial reconnaissance.

348
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:32,110
Sister Bertrille knew
that Mike had no friends

349
00:17:32,110 --> 00:17:34,230
in Puerto Rico except us.

350
00:17:34,230 --> 00:17:39,000
He had no money,
and he hadn't eaten since breakfast.

351
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,110
Remembering the size
of Mike's appetite,

352
00:17:41,110 --> 00:17:44,160
she finally got a fix
on where she might find him.

353
00:18:02,180 --> 00:18:05,000
Uh, Mike, why did you
run out on us?

354
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,230
Now, look, sister...

355
00:18:06,230 --> 00:18:09,040
Gee, Mike, we took you in
and we worked with you, we believed in you

356
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:11,120
and when you finally
had a chance to prove we were right,

357
00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:13,170
you disappear.

358
00:18:13,170 --> 00:18:15,230
Mike, we have
a fight for you.

359
00:18:15,230 --> 00:18:18,210
I heard you telling
the Reverend Mother.

360
00:18:18,210 --> 00:18:20,150
You knew and you
still walked out?

361
00:18:20,150 --> 00:18:23,020
That's why I walked out.

362
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:25,180
You know, I thought
you people were different.

363
00:18:25,180 --> 00:18:29,120
I mean, I felt like
we were good friends, almost like family.

364
00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:31,200
But you was
just building me up

365
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:34,010
so as you could peddle me
for a few bucks.

366
00:18:34,010 --> 00:18:35,160
Unload me.

367
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:37,230
No, Mike.
That's not true at all.

368
00:18:40,030 --> 00:18:42,030
What did I expect?

369
00:18:42,030 --> 00:18:44,130
Anytime anybody
ever treated me nice...

370
00:18:45,180 --> 00:18:47,050
I found out
sooner or later

371
00:18:47,050 --> 00:18:50,070
it was just so as they could
get a better price for me.

372
00:18:50,070 --> 00:18:53,010
You know, I-I've been sold
and traded so many times

373
00:18:53,010 --> 00:18:56,010
I can't even remember
how many managers I had.

374
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,090
One time, they even traded me
as down payment on a horse.

375
00:19:04,130 --> 00:19:06,130
A down payment.

376
00:19:06,130 --> 00:19:09,100
Honestly, Mike,
I only wanted to help you.

377
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:11,010
We all did.

378
00:19:11,010 --> 00:19:12,160
The only reason
we set up this fight

379
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:15,020
was to try and interest
the right manager.

380
00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:17,160
Somebody to take care of you,
build you up.

381
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:20,020
Maybe even give you a chance
at that big title some day,

382
00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:22,050
like in the clipping,
you know?

383
00:19:22,050 --> 00:19:24,030
If we got enough money
to take care

384
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:27,020
of that old
electrical wiring system, fine.

385
00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:28,230
But our main concern was
just to do

386
00:19:28,230 --> 00:19:30,230
what we thought
would be best for you.

387
00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:34,170
Yeah. That wiring
is dangerous.

388
00:19:34,170 --> 00:19:36,100
I-It ought to be fixed.

389
00:19:37,230 --> 00:19:41,030
But, sister, fighting
isn't what's best for me.

390
00:19:41,030 --> 00:19:42,190
I never wanted to fight.

391
00:19:42,190 --> 00:19:44,000
You don't want to fight?

392
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,150
I hate it. I'm scared.

393
00:19:46,150 --> 00:19:50,230
Oh, not of getting hurt
myself, but--but of hurting the other guy.

394
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:53,020
Well, that's why
you didn't want to hit Carlos.

395
00:19:53,020 --> 00:19:54,220
I feel rotten
when I hit anybody.

396
00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:58,020
No wonder you only won
3 out of 17 fights.

397
00:19:58,020 --> 00:20:00,040
Well, if you don't hit back,
what do you do?

398
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:02,220
I just stand there
and I take it.

399
00:20:02,220 --> 00:20:06,140
Sometimes it gets pretty bad,
like when Rinty Rose did this to my nose.

400
00:20:06,140 --> 00:20:09,190
And Vic Delaney
did that to my eye

401
00:20:09,190 --> 00:20:12,100
but it's still a lot better
than hitting them.

402
00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:14,160
Couldn't you give them
that old 1-2 punch?

403
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:16,160
I mean, Carlos said
he didn't feel anything

404
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:19,120
and it seems like
a more merciful way out, just 1-2.

405
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:22,050
Sister, please. Let's not
talk about it, huh?

406
00:20:24,020 --> 00:20:25,220
Mike, if you
feel that way about it

407
00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:27,220
why didn't you quit fighting
a long time ago?

408
00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:29,040
Get some other kind
of a job?

409
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:31,050
[sighing]
Like what?

410
00:20:31,050 --> 00:20:34,000
I never even finished
high school.

411
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,190
I'm big and I'm dumb,
so I end up in a ring.

412
00:20:37,190 --> 00:20:39,120
And even there I'm no good.

413
00:20:42,090 --> 00:20:44,070
I'm sorry about the wiring.

414
00:20:44,070 --> 00:20:46,120
Oh, don't worry about it.

415
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:49,130
The convent San Tanco's
been around for about 200 years.

416
00:20:49,130 --> 00:20:51,170
It'll survive
for another 2 or 3.

417
00:20:51,170 --> 00:20:54,070
Yeah, but
the Reverend Mother's gonna be disappointed,

418
00:20:54,070 --> 00:20:55,120
and Señor Ramirez.

419
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:58,170
Don't worry.
Things will work out. Ok?

420
00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:01,100
Ok.

421
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:28,040
[Jacqueline]
It was almost noon the next day

422
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:31,100
before Sister Bertrille
was able to get through to Señor Ramirez.

423
00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:32,190
Carlos, he can't fight.

424
00:21:32,190 --> 00:21:34,120
Of course,
he's going to fight.

425
00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:37,000
He doesn't want to.
He hates it. He explained it all to me.

426
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,220
You'll just have to
cancel him out or something.

427
00:21:38,220 --> 00:21:41,080
He weighed in 30 minutes ago
and he looks great.

428
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:43,020
Mike weighed in?
Yes.

429
00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:44,230
I wondered where he went
so early this morning.

430
00:21:44,230 --> 00:21:46,100
But we can't let him
go through with it.

431
00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:48,070
He wants to.

432
00:21:48,070 --> 00:21:49,130
Where is he now?

433
00:21:49,130 --> 00:21:51,050
I promised
not to tell you.

434
00:21:51,050 --> 00:21:52,160
Carlos, he won't hit back.

435
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:54,090
He'll just stand there
and let El Carnicero

436
00:21:54,090 --> 00:21:56,000
beat him to a pulp,
and what for?

437
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:59,110
Well, he wants to do it
for you and the other sisters.

438
00:22:00,060 --> 00:22:01,120
Oh.

439
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,200
You want me to
get tickets for you?

440
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,140
No.

441
00:22:04,140 --> 00:22:07,030
Well, you can watch
on the television set I gave to the convent.

442
00:22:09,010 --> 00:22:10,090
Poor Mike.

443
00:22:16,130 --> 00:22:20,000
[male announcer on TV]
Certainly, there's been action for this crowd

444
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,190
with one knockout so far
in the 3 bouts we've seen.

445
00:22:22,190 --> 00:22:25,150
But now, we're ready
for the semi-windup of the evening

446
00:22:25,150 --> 00:22:27,230
and this brings
on El Carnicero...

447
00:22:27,230 --> 00:22:29,180
Aren't you even
going to watch?

448
00:22:29,180 --> 00:22:31,000
I can't bear it.

449
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,110
Mmm. There's Mike.

450
00:22:33,220 --> 00:22:35,170
I'm praying for him.

451
00:22:36,110 --> 00:22:37,150
Oh, no.

452
00:22:37,150 --> 00:22:38,200
Of all the times.

453
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,050
[Reverend Mother]
Oh, dear.

454
00:22:40,050 --> 00:22:42,050
[Jacqueline]
I'll fix it. I'll fix it.

455
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:46,080
There! Oh.

456
00:22:47,050 --> 00:22:48,050
Oh.

457
00:22:49,180 --> 00:22:52,040
[Sixto]
Come on. Come on.

458
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,130
[crowd cheering]
Did you see that?

459
00:22:53,130 --> 00:22:55,160
No, we didn't.
No, we didn't. What happened?

460
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:59,230
1-2. Just 1-2
and El Carnicero was down for the count.

461
00:22:59,230 --> 00:23:01,020
[all exclaiming]

462
00:23:01,020 --> 00:23:02,110
Mike won!

463
00:23:02,110 --> 00:23:04,200
This has to be
the shortest fight on record

464
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:08,220
and I actually believe that
when Mike Sevre, the Buffalo Buzzsaw

465
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:14,010
delivered that 1-2 punch,
I actually thought he had his eyes closed.

466
00:23:14,010 --> 00:23:15,060
[all cheering]

467
00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:21,140
Yeah. I never
could have done it

468
00:23:21,140 --> 00:23:23,220
except for thinking about
all of you back here.

469
00:23:23,220 --> 00:23:26,040
I talked to El Carnicero
afterwards, sister.

470
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:28,150
He said
he never felt a thing.

471
00:23:28,150 --> 00:23:31,020
Oh, here's your share
of the purse, Reverend Mother.

472
00:23:31,020 --> 00:23:32,080
[Reverend Mother]
Thank you, Señor.

473
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:35,180
Also, we have 3 firm offers
for Mike's contract.

474
00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:37,110
We can play them off
against each other.

475
00:23:37,110 --> 00:23:39,230
I, uh, I want you to have
my share of the purse, too.

476
00:23:39,230 --> 00:23:42,080
Uh, use it
to fix the wiring.

477
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,110
[Reverend Mother]
Thank you, Michael.

478
00:23:44,110 --> 00:23:46,210
Oh, Mike, that's
so nice of you.

479
00:23:46,210 --> 00:23:48,130
Isn't that
nice of him, Carlos?

480
00:23:48,130 --> 00:23:51,220
Very nice.
Oh, here's my share, too.

481
00:23:51,220 --> 00:23:53,100
[chuckling]
Well, thank you, Señor.

482
00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:55,000
Thank you.

483
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,020
Then maybe the next time
Mike fights our TV set won't go...

484
00:23:58,020 --> 00:24:00,030
Oh, I promised
these 3 parties.

485
00:24:00,030 --> 00:24:02,100
How much you're asking
for Mike's contract?

486
00:24:03,230 --> 00:24:07,050
Uh, Señor Ramirez,
we have decided

487
00:24:07,050 --> 00:24:09,200
not to sell
Michael's contract.

488
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,000
But the whole purpose
of the fight was--

489
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,120
we're giving Mike
his contract.

490
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,080
He can negotiate
for himself.

491
00:24:20,220 --> 00:24:22,060
Thank you.

492
00:24:23,110 --> 00:24:25,120
All of you.

493
00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:27,110
Ok, what's your price?

494
00:24:29,220 --> 00:24:31,220
I want to work for you.

495
00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:34,200
For me? Huh.
But I'm not interested in handling a fighter.

496
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:37,230
Oh, he doesn't want to be
a fighter. He's retiring from the ring.

497
00:24:37,230 --> 00:24:41,020
Yeah. I want to be a chef
in your restaurant.

498
00:24:41,020 --> 00:24:42,080
A chef?

499
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,200
He's the greatest.

500
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:46,170
Souffles, bouillabaisse,
the crepes suzettes.

501
00:24:46,170 --> 00:24:48,110
My father was French.

502
00:24:48,110 --> 00:24:51,030
And he whips up a great
Irish stew. At least, give him a chance.

503
00:24:52,140 --> 00:24:54,020
Well, I don't know.

504
00:24:54,020 --> 00:24:56,170
Carlos, you can trade in
the punching bag and the gloves

505
00:24:56,170 --> 00:25:00,200
for a chef's outfit
and some souffle dishes.

506
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,110
Carlos, have I ever
asked you to do anything

507
00:25:03,110 --> 00:25:06,190
you ever had any reason
to regret?

508
00:25:06,190 --> 00:25:11,110
Let's go, or she'll
talk you out of the job, even before I hire you.

509
00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:12,170
Bye. Thanks.

510
00:25:13,110 --> 00:25:14,150
Bye.

511
00:26:00,061 --> 00:26:02,061
[end credits]

512
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